While the real pleasure of celebrity slave training may lie in the level of celebrities in need of strict discipline, there are often those whose celebrity is unwarranted, and I feel almost ashamed to offer any attention to the true D-listers. But give yourself ten minutes to watch the Real Housewives of Orange County, and you will quickly see that here are a group of strumpets truly in need of some real discipline. I won't waste time giving each of these shallow tramps a separate entry, as their names will never be remembered, but rather the only inkling of celebrity is the offensive brand created by Bravo. Each of these harlots should be subject to a special regime of cruelty and rigorous re-training.
Here are women who are so affected by the horrid county in which they live, where most are generally frankensteinian monsters imbued with the most ugly of human traits. Vanity, selfishness, greed, arrogance, entitlement and delusion drive these disgusting trollops, and I can't fault them, but rather the entire culture born of their community. That is why I feel they are at least deserving of a strict program designed to free them of the bondage of their delusions.
We could begin with the one that a friend of mine calls the horse-faced woman, although I can't ever tell which one she's really talking about, because they are all rather equine looking. I have never before observed the phenomenon that the effects of too much plastic surgery create the contemporary horse visage, but here is a gaggle of them. You might think you know where I am going in terms of the custom-tailored training program, but pony-play is not what I would personally recommend for these women. The only one that might make a proper pony girl was booted off the show when her rich benefactor dumped her and I gather she was forced to move into a townhouse in Whittier or somewhere beyond the enclave of Coto .
The best likely location for the training would be in their own homes. While there is some advantage to removing these whores from their natural environment, it might be best if they were subject to the humiliation of their own materialism— rubbed in their faces like a dog that had shit the living room carpet. A quick look at the blogs of horse-face #1 (although I still can't tell which horse is which) reveals her photo diary, which contains nothing but photographs of her handbags and shoes. This one should be first bound spread-eagle to the posts of her bed, and we would taunt her with the contents of her closet, perhaps shredding some of her favorite fashion accessories with a bowie knife as she is gagged and helpless to protest. All of her clothes and such would be spread around her while she would be taunted about the ugliness of her facades. Once she has calmed down a bit, we would parade all of her old lovers in the room, where she would be subject to their own brands of vengeance, which would hopefully involve the beginnings of her own acknowledgment of the superiority of the phallus in some form. After a period of high-intensity sexual submission, horse-face #1 would be dressed in a latex suit with hood and leash trained with a short crop to control her posture and movements. She would also be trained in basic speech protocols, learning to say only 'Yes Sir' and 'No Sir.' If she responded positively to her training, she would perhaps become viable property for a patient Dom, and we would consider auctioning her off to the highest bidder. All proceeds would be donated to some local charity.
The second real housewife (although it appears as though none of these women are actually married) who is a candidate for the slave training academy is Quinn, a relative newcomer to the scene. She is eligible for our program because she of her attempts to manipulate her suitor into marriage and/or commitment with the promise of more raunchy sex. She claimed that she needed such a commitment in order for her to really release the sexual beast she felt lived within her. She also held out hopes that she would convince this suitor to convert to Christianity for the same prize. For her misguided conception of human relationships and her manipulations, this one would be trained to release this secreted sexual persona at all times and for anyone interested in it. She would be bound to a cross and flogged daily while her sex would be monitored for signs of wetness or any other sexual response. Upon such response she would be used by our staff indiscriminately. She would be trained to cum for anyone, learning the idea that her pleasure is not for her but rather for the men she serves. To accomplish this (in tandem with the aforementioned regime), she would be forced to orgasm beyond the point of her own tolerance, until she accepted that she is a vehicle for pleasure as opposed to her inverted notion that men are objects for her own pleasure-seeking. As with the others, she would learn protocols and particular attention would be paid to her verbal skills.
As for the rest of these so-called wives, I would continue to describe how they might be trained to be proper ladies, but I am already bored with them. This is not to say that the rest are not in need of rigorous training, as they truly are despicable specimens of femininity—but I shall leave their behavior to those who care enough to try to train them.
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